The following page, The Bedroom,
should not be viewed by non-adults. This means if
you are under 18, or not
of legal adult age in your state/country, please do not view this
page. I realize that this warning
will not put off some people, so I will say that any
offenses taken as a result of
viewing this page are purely the fault of the viewer, and the
viewer is soley responsible
for any consequences therien. To paraphrase: if you don't like the page,
don't come whining to me, it's your own damn fault. If you have read this
warning thoroughly and
completely, click the word 'Warning' on the title, and it will bring
you to the bedroom. If
you have not read this warning thoroughly and completely, you
will click 'enter' and feel
like a dumbass. Ha.